Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens...

I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles...
 Put your friend's names in a circle and put your man's in a heart, hearts break but circles never end...  

 

 

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

 

If a man is talking in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
  
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak.    
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